Dude rushed to hospital with shower head stuck up his ass, tells doctors he "fell"
What is it about humans and sticking things up asses?! As a species we're pretty curious about that area and always seem to be finding new and interesting (and stupid) ways to pleasure the anus. The amount of people who have had to go to hospital after getting random objects stuck up their ass, is staggering and this dude from Delhi is the latest one on a very long list.
An anonymous man recently paid a visit to the Ram Manohar Lohia Hospital in New Delhi with a shower head stuck six inches up his ass. He told doctors he had fallen onto it and that he most definitely did not ram it up there himself. Luckily there was no bleeding and the guy was in a stable condition, and after having a local anaesthetic, doctors managed to remove the shower head.
Dr Peeyush Kumar was the man perfoming the operation and had this to say about the case:
A proper history and examination is mandatory to look for signs and symptoms of perforation and infection, such as fever, severe abdominal pain and bleeding.
History is often ambiguous and incomplete due to a high level of embarrassment and social stigma attached to the condition. The same was seen in our case. Though the patient reported accidental insertion of the shower head and denied voluntary insertion, there is a high suspicion of voluntary insertion for auto-erotic purpose.
Fortunately we have a lot of experience with foreign objects being inserted into people’s anuses and becoming stuck. A large variety of objects have been reported, including bottles, cans, glass bulbs, stones, small rods, fruits and vegetables, vibrators, dildos and toys.
of objects for auto-erotic purposes is the most common cause of rectal foreign bodies. Other common causes include accidents and assaults. The presentation is often delayed, and history is often improper. Two-thirds of the patients are males in their 30s or 40s, who use such objects for auto-erotic purposes.
Maybe just stick to smaller oblong objects if you insist on jamming things up you butthole!
